Costco Ice Cream Bar
Challenge
Jon had planned an innocent trip to
Costco to drop off pictures to be printed. However, after a lunchtime visit with
members of CWA(Cow Watchers Anonymous), Jon's trip to costco had turned out to
be a challenge that would prove/disprove his manhood.
The challenge? - Try to eat a whole
Costco ice cream bar with nuts. A true man should be able to finish 2 bars, but
some have to quit at half. Will Jon make it? Can he handle such a
challenge?
Time: 6:25PM - The challenge loomed in
front of him.

Time: 6:33PM - Popsicle stick reached.
Feeling good. Chocolate is pretty sweet. Nuts might be a bit too filling.

Time: 6:36PM - Tragedy strikes as some
of the chocolate slips off the melting ice cream bar. Must increase consumption
speed. Leann's voice echos somewhere in the far reaches of Jon's mind, "What
about the marathon?"

Time: 6:38PM - Popsicle stick is
finished. Stomach pains ensue as Jon realizes that his challenge would not be
complete if he did not finish that last bit of choclate. Suffering, Jon pigs
on.

Time: 6:42PM - SUCCESS!! Wow, that last
bit of chocolate took some amazing effort and a whole lot of water.

Now, the question of the day, could he
eat 2 bars? Not without going into a sugar coma! Jon succombs to the realization
that he doesn't have a chance of superior ice cream eating status, but his rank
is somewhere between "half bar Chip" and "2 bar Jason".
While contemplating the now empty stick,
Jon's mind began to wonder.... could I do it? Maybe this would make up for not
eating 2 bars? It's worth a try.... if nothing else, it's a good new challenge
for Chip and Jason. Good luck boys...

Floobydust